I was trying to write a new poem
But my mind was just empty and blank
So to help relieve my frustration
I decided to go for a … walk
In the woodlands, for a breath of fresh air
Where I spotted a charming young lady
With beautiful, long golden hair
She appeared to be juggling apples
Then she dropped one in the long grass
And as she bent down to retrieve it
I thought what a beautiful … figure
This charming young lady possessed
We started to talk and went for a walk
Then sat on a bench for a rest
She gave me one of her apples
She had cut into halves with a dagger
I watched as the juice ran down her red lips
And I really wanted to … kiss her
So I gave her a peck on the cheek
She started to blush, then said “I must rush,
Perhaps I will see you next week?”
“Did that really happen?” I thought to myself
As I sat on the bench all alone
And I wondered if I’d ever see her again
Would she bother to text me or phone?
I went back to the woodland several times
But the girl was nowhere to be seen
I had thought that her parting comment was real
But perhaps she was just being mean?
I took out my mobile and looked at the screen
It was just a weird feeling or hunch
Then I saw the text message from my golden girl
Inviting me over for lunch
We had Cheddar cheese and some crackers
The round ones we all know as Ritz
Then slowly she peeled off her jumper
And said “Do you like my … T-shirt?
I bought it last week in a sale
The design on the front was a very big fish
Or maybe it was a blue whale?
The scene on her T-shirt was stormy
It had huge crashing waves with white crests
But the one thing that grabbed my attention
Was the size of her wonderful … biceps
She clearly worked out at the gym
Her body was toned to perfection
But still looked remarkably slim
She looked straight at me and then giggled
She gave me that come-hither look
“I think we should go to the bedroom
As I really fancy a … rest
For a couple of hours, it’s been such a tiring day
I will sleep for a while” she said with a smile
“And then I’ll be ready to play”
I sat in the armchair and watched some TV
While my golden girl went for her snooze
I ate a few biscuits and drank mugs of tea
But decided to stay off the booze
I then nodded off, and started to dream
That this woman was some kind of fruit
She tasted delicious, like peaches and cream
And looked stunning in her birthday suit
Then as she stood naked before me
I fondled her long flowing hair
She did not possess watermelons
But she did have a nice juicy pair
The charming young lady then tapped on my back
She said “Were you dreaming of me?
I bet you feel hungry, I’ll make you a snack”
Then she gave me fruit salad for tea
Later that evening we had a few drinks
Which made me relaxed and quite merry
It was then that this lovely young lady revealed
Her real Christian name … which was Cherry
It appeared that my fruity dream had come true
But Cherry had one thing to say:
“If you want to remain fit and healthy,
Then you must have five portions a day”
Inn Quizitor Comment (236) – Jack on the Box
March 16, 2020 by thetindog
Well Gromit lad, another good night for the bingo and quiz. A close fought contest between all the teams and only a few points between victory and the biscuits!
The scores were as follows:
This week’s selected question:
Q. Which actor has played the character of Captain Jack Harkness in the TV series Doctor Who and Torchwood ?
A. JOHN BARROWMAN
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